Quotes for the Loo Wall

To enter a quote onto the wall  please email:

julie@julieboden.co.uk 

 

 

 

Thanks to Craig Lambert for sending these quotes in after the Warwick Words event at the Kozi Bar in January:

Craig says the quotes are all  by the greatest philospher of the 20th Century  - Groucho Marx!
 
“My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.”

 
“There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's a crook.”

 
'The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made'

“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”

 
“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.”

'What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.”

'Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?'